I spent the better part of my life singing you stupid lullabies...

If only every problem could be solved with a simple waltz.

(via regala-electra)


realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

(via wasoncedelight)

how is that even possible… he was hilarious in that

to be fair, the ladies are pretty damn distracting.


The myth. The legend.

(via sheisraging)

forever amused by how many people forgot that Enrique Iglesias was in the Beyoncé/Pink/Britney gladiator commerical.

When you are 13 years old,
the heat will be turned up too high
and the stars will not be in your favor.
You will hide behind a bookcase
with your family and everything left behind.
You will pour an ocean into a diary.
When they find you, you will be nothing
but a spark above a burning bush,
still, tell them
Despite everything, I really believe people are good at heart.

When you are 14,
a voice will call you to greatness.
When the doubters call you crazy, do not listen.
They don’t know the sound
of their own God’s whisper. Use your armor,
use your sword, use your two good hands.
Do not let their doubting
drown out the sound of your own heartbeat.
You are the Maid of Untamed Patriotism.
Born to lead armies into victory and unite a nation
like a broken heart.

When you are 15, you will be punished
for learning too proudly. A man
will climb onto your school bus and insist
your sisters name you enemy.
When you do not hide,
he will point his gun at your temple
and fire three times. Three years later,
in an ocean of words, with no apologies,
you will stand before the leaders of the world
and tell them your country is burning.

When you are 16 years old,
you will invent science fiction.
The story of a man named Frankenstein
and his creation. Soon after you will learn
that little girls with big ideas are more terrifying
than monsters, but don’t worry.
You will be remembered long after
they have put down their torches.

When you are 17 years old,
you will strike out Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig
one right after the other.
Men will be afraid of the lightening
in your fingertips. A few days later
you will be fired from the major leagues
because “Girls are too delicate to play baseball”

You will turn 18 with a baby on your back
leading Lewis and Clark
across North America.

You will turn 18 
and become queen of the Nile.

You will turn 18 
and bring justice to journalism.

You are now 18, standing on the precipice,
trembling before your own greatness.

This is your call to leap.

There will always being those
who say you are too young and delicate
to make anything happen for yourself.
They don’t see the part of you that smolders.
Don’t let their doubting drown out the sound
of your own heartbeat.

You are the first drop of a hurricane.
Your bravery builds beyond you. You are needed
by all the little girls still living in secret,
writing oceans made of monsters and
throwing like lightening.

You don’t need to grow up to find greatness.
You are stronger than the world has ever believed you to be.
The world laid out before you to set on fire.
All you have to do
is burn.


"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin

(via bossymarmalade)

Even though it might sound harsh and impolitic, here is the bottom line: if you don’t want to get shot, tased, pepper-sprayed, struck with a baton or thrown to the ground, just do what I tell you. Don’t argue with me, don’t call me names, don’t tell me that I can’t stop you, don’t say I’m a racist pig, don’t threaten that you’ll sue me and take away my badge. Don’t scream at me that you pay my salary, and don’t even think of aggressively walking towards me. Most field stops are complete in minutes. How difficult is it to cooperate for that long?

LAPD officer Sunil Dutta, writing 100% seriously in a WaPo op-ed entitled (I kid you not) “I’m a cop. If you don’t want to get hurt, don’t challenge me.” (via hipsterlibertarian)

What he’s saying is, “I am a model minority and so I am separating myself from black people to make myself commendable to white people. In order to gain the scrap of social capital promised me as long as I help white supremacy thrive, I will absolutely cosign anti-blackness for a pat on the fucking head.”

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
stupidlullabies stupidlullabies Said:

"Rain Dogs" - Tom Waits

Oh, how we danced and we swallowed the night

stupidlullabies stupidlullabies Said:

"Cosmic Dancer" - T. Rex

I danced myself into the tomb
I danced myself into the tomb

Is it strange to dance so soon
I danced myself into the tomb

Asker roadjerseys Asks:
stupidlullabies stupidlullabies Said:

i had to cheat a little because the first two songs that came up were in Italian. :X

"What’s He Building?" - Tom Waits

I heard he was up on the
Roof last night
Signaling with a flashlight

♪ :)
stupidlullabies stupidlullabies Said:

"Just a Little Bit Better" - Herman’s Hermits

Well, he may want to buy a fancy mansion on a hill
Will you live with him forever? Baby, that ain’t such a thrill

stupidlullabies stupidlullabies Said:

"Kyrie" - Mr. Mister

When I was young I thought of growing old
Of what my life would mean to me

flawless warrior queens (x)